Rev. Shig's Instant Illumination Kit

(Just Add Eye)

1. Print out this page.
2. Cut along the dotted lines. Be careful not to cross the solid lines, and try not to damage the printed page. How you accomplish this will figure significantly in your evaluation.
3. Hold the page in front of your face and peer at people through the hole. (Serious students should peer with their pineal gland instead of one of their eyes.)
4. Sit in a corner facing the wall for half an hour and contemplate your actions.

For entertainment purposes only. Enlightenment is not guaranteed, though befuddlement is. Can also be used to baffle government employees or to frighten away conspiracy buffs.