Golden Pyramid

Financial Services

This is the letter I sent along with a big whopping check to the collection company that had been hounding me since college.

To Whom It May Concern:

On behalf of our client, EDWARD CASEY, we are remitting this payment of $ 700 to you for the settlement of his/her debts.

No further attempt communication with this agency or its client(s) will be tolerated. Fnord.

Paperclipped to the letter was this note, hacked out on an old typewriter (or so it appeared) with typos left in.

Brother Ed,

You don't have to include the attatched letter with the money order we sent you, but it might help. Needless to say, Golden Pyramid is yet another front; I'm sure you get the joke. Let me apologize once again for taking so long with this, but after that debacle in Pakistan... well, you know. On behafl of everyone int he Society, let me thank you once again for all your help. I hope we'll have the opportunity ot work together again soon.

Rev. Shig

P.S. Don't forget to detatch this note this time! You remember what happened last time...

Don't know if they bought it, but I never heard from them again...

And yes, the pyramid on the letterhead was stolen straight from the Steve Jackson Games page on io.com. And no, they don't I used it. It's copywrite 1995 Steve Jackson Game; everything else is All Rights Reversed.