What are you doing here? Close that door, quick!

ARE YE WILLING TO BECOME PHILOSOPHICALLY ILLUMINIZED?

Very funny. But before you come to your senses and forsake this futile effort, here are some rants on life, the universe, and fresh fruit from a Discordian perspective.

Discordianism: I have my own thoughts about what it means to be a Discordian; I've put them here. (In point of fact, everyone has her/his own thoughts about Discordianism, but unfortunately all too often everyone's beliefs look just like everyone else's.)
Rev. Shig's Instant Illumination Kit: It's Amazing! It's Astounding! And it Really Works! (Well, depending on what you use it for...) For you history buffs, here is a .gif of the page as it was submitted for the Steve Jackson Games edition of the Principia Discordia; it's slightly different from the version that actually appears in the book, as their team of Highly Trained Professionals took a crack at it before publication.
Golden Pyramid Financial Services: When I find myself in need of financial consultation, I always go with these guys. They've never steered me wrong; maybe they'll steer you wrong.
The Meaning of the Winged Sacred Chao: What the hell is that thing, anyway?
Links to Other Discordian Web Sites: Not just Discordian; conspiracy and general weirdness are here, too. Hey, it's a big Web; room for all kinds of kooks.